I want ice cream!"
Victor is the nonagenarian husband of Meghan.
In "My Bodacious Vidalia", Alan manages to hook up with a dim-witted blonde named Meghan. She takes him home, where Alan finds that she has a 92-year old comatose husband named Victor. While Walden watches Victor and the couple hooks up in Alan's bedroom, Victor is thought to have passed away. They rush him back to Meghan's place, so his relatives won't cut her out of Victor's will for having an affair. On the ride back, Victor is found to be alive. Later, while Alan and Meghan are still hooking up, Alan finds Victor wide awake saying that he likes to watch them.