This is the page about the theme opening for Two and a Half Men. The theme song has changed since season 9 due to Sheen's departure from the show.
The theme song starts with a red curtain background as Charlie comes to the left to the morcophone singing ("Men, Men, Men, Men, Manly Men, Men, Men") and Alan comes to the right ("Ooooh")and then Jake comes into the middle and sings the rest, while Charlie and Alan sings Charlie's verse together. From Seasons 3-8 the intro ends with Jake concluding with "Haaaaaah" and he morphs into his current physical appearance. Some episodes as the logo in a black screen and expanding the "and a half" between the Two Men, while a small portion of the theme song plays in the background. The other one shows Charlie, Jake, and Alan in a blue/white background singing the theme song while switching hats to each other.
Even though Charlie Sheen's character, Charlie Harper died in Season 9, this original version of the theme song was used in the first 2 episodes of the ninth and current season.
Since Sheen's firing, Ashton Kutcher is now in the theme song, but Angus is in Charlie's old position, Jon is in his regular spot, and Ashton is in the middle. The theme song starts with the same curtain background as Jake comes to the left and sings "Men, men, men, manly men, men" then Alan comes saying "ooh" until Walden comes singing. While singing, Alan looks at Walden with confusion as if he's expecting Charlie, thinking "Who's this guy?" as Walden sings the rest of the theme song "Manly men, men, men, men, ooh" and "Haaah" and then the logo comes in as the three look at the screen. Also, Kutcher's face has morphed due to shaving and cutting his face and beard. As the theme song and the high "Manly men." has changed with Kutcher's voice. So was put in the black background theme song with the logo.
- Ashton Kutcher and Angus T. Jones were morphed into their current physical appearance. Since both of them were in the middle.
- Since Sheen was fired the theme song had to be changed.
- The Two, Charlie and Jon, then in season 9 became Angus wears black tuxedos with black bow ties. The actor in the middle, Angus, then in season 9, Ashton wear black tuxedos with red bow ties.
- In the previous seasons, Elizabeth Daisy provides the voice for Angus, which explains why his voice is high.
Middle actor in the theme songEdit
- Angus T. Jones (2003-2011) due to Sheen's departure from the show and is now in Sheen's spot, but in Season 10, Angus is back to his original spot
- Ashton Kutcher (2011- present) For season 10, Ashton takes Sheen and Angus' spot
- Jon Cryer (2003-present)