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Working for Caligula September 18, 2006
Kandi dumps (divorced) Alan, which forces him and Jake to move back in with Charlie, who was just getting used to getting his bachelor pad back.
Who's Vod Kanockers? September 25, 2006
Charlie starts to lose control now that Mia's gone and Alan and Jake are back, and his frustration culminates in a violent confrontation with his new neighbor, Steven Tyler.
The Sea is a Harsh Mistress October 2, 2006
Charlie tries to surf to impress Dottie, a beautiful woman he just met, but after he nearly drowns he is convinced that he saw a vision of his late father, who tells him something Charlie finds worrying and crazy: he must take care of his mother.
A Pot Smoking Monkey October 9, 2006
Alan wants custody of the dog Chester he shared in his late marriage with Kandi. But hell ensues when Judith refers Kandi to the attorney she used when divorcing Alan in "No Sniffing, No Wowing".
A Live Woman of Proven Fertility October 16, 2006
When Judith announces she is going to remarry to Herb, Charlie and Alan must convince her fiancé to proceed with the nuptials after he displays signs of cold feet, so that Alan can discontinue alimony payments to Judith.
Apologies for the Frivolity October 23, 2006
Charlie is the last one to realize that he is dating a younger version of his mother.
Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head October 30, 2006
Charlie reluctantly agrees to help Berta as she confronts the man who impregnated her youngest daughter and Alan tells Charlie about a secret fetish.
Release the Dogs November 13, 2006
After a bout with insomnia, Alan is escorted home from a midnight run on the beach by the local sheriff's department. Jake fights back when Charlie goes back on his word about not dating his friend's mother.
A police man and Alan
Corey's Been Dead for an Hour November 20, 2006
Charlie finally gets fed up with Alan always weaseling his way out of picking up a bill, and it only gets worse when he discovers Alan's secret stash of money.
Kissing Abraham Lincoln November 27, 2006
Lydia's rude attitude towards Berta has them at odds and Charlie facing a dilemma: they give him a choice between each other.
Walnuts and Demerol December 11, 2006
Charlie's friends and family put a crimp in his plan for a romantic Christmas Eve date.
Castrating Sheep in Montana January 8, 2007
Berta's sleeping in Charlie's bed because her daughter's out dating a mystery man and Alan's pierced his ear. Maybe there's a connection?
Don't Worry, Speed Racer January 22, 2007
Jake shares that he has heard his mother having sex with her fiancé, Herb ; this revelation brings up a repressed memory for Charlie.
That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami February 5, 2007
Charlie tries to set up Alan with the sexy and rich new next-door neighbor Danielle who is looking to settle down.
My Damn Stalker February 12, 2007
Rose is moving to London, and Charlie is surprised by his reaction to the news. He soon realizes he let the best woman in his life get away from him.
Young People Have Phlegm Too February 19, 2007
Charlie tries to convince himself and Alan that he's not too old to be part of the wild, young party crowd.
I Merely Slept with a Commie February 26, 2007
After Charlie and Alan tell their mom that nobody loves her enough to attend her funeral, she replaces them with a new family, which makes both of them very jealous.
It Never Rains in Hooterville March 19, 2007
Alan feels the pangs of fatherhood disappearing as Jake grows, and contemplates his future with Kandi, who is contemplating on a new career move.
Smooth as a Ken Doll April 9, 2007
Alan thinks he's making his last alimony payment to Judith, but Judith's future sister-in-law could be putting the wedding in jeopardy. And things only get worse when she hooks up with Charlie.
Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot April 16, 2007
Judith's and Herb's wedding is taking place soon, and Alan is looking forward to it; Charlie and Herb's sister, Myra, continue their relationship. Also, Jake repeatedly gets his tuxedo dirty
Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous April 23, 2007
Everyone suspects that Alan may be coming out of the closet when he becomes good friends with a gay man. But Charlie is actually the one who is suddenly feeling insecure about his sexuality.
Mr. McGlue's Feedbag April 30, 2007
When Alan has to go renew his driver's license, he convinces Charlie to help Jake with book report. But when Charlie takes Jake to the track, instead, Jake's horse comes in.
Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin' May 7, 2007
Charlie hires a handyman to fix his deck, then begins to feel threatened when all the women in his life flock to the new guy.
Prostitutes and Gelato May 24, 2007
In an effort to bond with Alan and Charlie, Evelyn's new boyfriend invites them on a trip to Vegas with all the frills.