The eleventh season of Two and a Half Men premiered on CBS Broadcasting Inc. (CBS) in September 26th, 2013 in the United States & Canada. Angus T. Jones as Jake Harper, who was a main character in the first ten seasons is currently attending college and is now downgraded to the recurring character status and will be replaced with Amber Tamblyn who will portray Charlie's long lost daughter, Jenny Harper and will move in the beach house with her uncle Alan and Walden. On July 10, 2013 it was confirmed that she will be homosexual. This is the third season without Charlie Sheen as Charlie Harper and with internet billionaire Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt, who was introduced in Season 9. This season will be the first season with Jon Cryer as Alan Harper being the only original "man" on the show. Starting this season, the series now airs on Thursdays at 9:30 P.M. Holland Taylor as Evelyn Harper, who only made one appearance last season, will make more appearances this season.
Jake leaves the beach house he has lived in since 2003 to go to Japan after being stationed there for at least for a year. In his absence, a young woman named Jenny arrives at the beach house claiming to be Charlie Harper's long-lost teenage daughter, who went looking for her uncle and eventually moves in with Alan and Walden, taking Jake's old room.
A 25-year-old women appears at Walden and Alan's beach house, and claims to be the daughter of Alan's 2-year-deceased brother Charlie. At first, Alan has his doubts that this is his niece, but when he sees a picture of Charlie and Jenny at her 4th birthday, he belives her. Jenny tells him that was the last time she saw her dad, and that he sent her checks. Alan calls his mother, Evelyn to tell her to get to the beach house, when she arrives, her and Alan start arguing about where Jenny should live. Before they even noticed, Jenny left. Alan, Walden and Evelyn go out looking for her, and find her at the bus stop. Jenny tells them that she doesn't wanna screw up the family. Alan and Evelyn try to convince her they don't always hate each other. The four go to Pavlov's for a drink. They return home with a waitress, and Jenny revile's that she's gay.
Walden wants Jenny to move out so he can put in a home gym, so Alan calls Evelyn and she lets Jenny move in with her and her boyfriend Marty. At first, Marty was open to Jenny staying with him and Evelyn, but when Evelyn starts spending more time with Jenny than Marty, he starts to have his doubts about Jenny living with him. Meanwhile, Lyndsey tells Alan she wants to cheat on her boyfriend with him. Alan wants Lyndsey to talk but she reminds him that they are not dating. He invites her to dinner the next night and Lyndsey says she will try to make it, but doesn't. Alan goes over to her house to bring her. At dinner, Evelyn, Marty, Jenny, Walden and Berta get high and talk. Walden tells Jenny she is becoming like his family, and invites her back to live with him. A girl that Jenny brought over last night, comes to the house and Jenny has to scramble for cover because she promised to call the girl and she didn't. Berta walks in and says "It's starting to feel like home again."
- Ashton Kutcher - Walden Schmidt (16/16)
- Jon Cryer - Alan Harper (16/16)
- Amber Tamblyn - Jenny Harper (15/16) (episodes 7 onwards)
- Conchata Ferrell - Berta (16/16)
- Marin Hinkle - Judith Harper-Melnick (1/16)
- and Holland Taylor - Evelyn Harper (3/16)
- Courtney Thorne-Smith - Lyndsey McElroy (9/16)
- D.B Sweeney - Larry (5/16)
- Aly Michalka - Brooke (4/16)
- Clark Duke - Barry (3/16)
- Odette Annable - Nicole (3/16)
- Paula Marshall - Paula (2/16)
- Jeff Probst - Himself (2/16)
- Carl Reiner - Marty Pepper (2/16)
- Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Gretchen (1/16)
- Tim Conway - Tim
- Steve Lawrence - Steve
- Garry Marshall - Garry
- Marion Ross - Margaret
- Lynda Carter - Herself
- Mimi Rogers - Robin Schmidt
- Melanie Lynskey - Rose
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|Nangnangnangnang||September 26, 2013||11.1||When a mysterious woman arrives at Walden's beach house, she reveals to Alan that she is Charlie's daughter, Jenny, and that she's homosexual. Walden begins having feelings for her.||Evelyn & Walden|
|I Think I Banged Lucille Ball||October 3, 2013||11.2||When Walden feels cramped in his own house, Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her boyfriend, Marty. Meanwhile, Alan becomes Lyndsey's "other man".||Marty|
|This Unblessed Biscuit||October 10, 2013||11.3||Walden and Alan think it may be time for Berta to retire after she injures her back at work.||Alan|
|Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank||October 17, 2013||11.4||Walden starts partying with Jenny and her hot friends. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey’s illicit affair is jeopardized.||Stephanie|
|Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003||October 24, 2013||11.5||Alan befriends Lyndsey's boyfriend in an effort to find out what he has that Alan doesn't. Meanwhile, Walden helps Jenny be more proactive in pursuing her acting career.||Alan|
|Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants||November 7, 2013||11.6||When Alan learns Walden knows Lynda Carter, he asks him to set him up on a date with her. Against his better judgment, Walden agrees to invite her to the house for dinner.||Alan|
|Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie||November 14, 2013||11.7||Walden and Alan find themselves on dates with two ideal women until Lyndsey's jealousy throws a wrench in their evening.||Walden|
|Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.||November 21, 2013||11.8||Walden is forced to accept Rose's help when the liaison between Alan and Lyndsey puts him in danger.||Walden|
|Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer||December 5, 2013||11.9||Walden's date with an accident-prone model goes longer than expected. Meanwhile, Alan dates a woman who shares some surprising personal information with him.||Nadine|
|On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!||December 12, 2013||11.10||Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.||Jenny|
|Tazed In The Lady Nuts||January 2, 2014||11.11||Walden joins his beautiful former employee on a brilliant new project. Meanwhile, Alan advises Jenny to open up to her girlfriend or risk losing her.||Nicole|
|Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.||January 9, 2014||11.12||Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan upon a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.||Walden's computer|
|Bite Me, Supreme Court||January 30, 2014||11.13||When Marty proposes to Evelyn, Walden and Alan must throw him a bachelor party.||Jenny|
|Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe||February 6, 2014||11.14||Alan learns that Lyndsey broke up with Larry and didn’t tell him. Meanwhile, Walden sets out to prove that he’s a man’s man.||Alan|
|Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin||February 27, 2014||11.15||Alan gives Lyndsey the option of choosing between him and Larry. Meanwhile, Jenny fears she and Brooke are growing apart.||Berta|
|How to Get Rid of Alan Harper||March 6, 2014||11.16||Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen|
|Welcome Home, Jake||March 13, 2014||11.17||Lyndsey discovers that Alan is sleeping with Larry’s sister, Gretchen. Meanwhile, Walden struggles with telling Barry to find his own place|
On April 26, 2013, CBS renewed the series for an 11th season after closing one-year deals with Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer. Angus T. Jones, who is currently attending college, has been relegated to recurring status for Season 11. He will be replaced by Amber Tamblyn, who will portray Charlie's previous unknown teenage daughter.
- This is the first season not to feature Angus T. Jones as a series regular.
- Holland Taylor, who only made one appearance in the last season, will make more appearances this season.
- This is the first season to feature Amber Tamblyn.
- Jon Cryer, Holland Taylor and Marin Hinkle are the only original main cast members.
- This is the third season not to feature former star Charlie Sheen.
- Evelyn ties the knot for the sixth time. The first time with Walden.
- This may be the first season to feature Conchata Ferrell in every episode, as she has appeared in all so far.
- This season, so far, has only featured 4 of the original cast. The characters are Alan, Evelyn, Judith and Rose.
- This will be the first season to feature Holland Taylor in more episodes than Angus T. Jones.
- Marin Hinkle's billing drops back down to underneath Conchata Ferrell, just like season 9.