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The third season of Two and a Half Men originally aired between September 2005 and May 2006. The DVD was released on May 13, 2008.

Cast

Main

Recurring

Episodes

Image Title Air Date # Summary Title quotation from
S03E01 Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts September 19, 2005 3.01 After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie has to look after the adolescent and increasingly obnoxious Jake for the weekend. Charlie
S03E02 Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover September 26, 2005 3.02 Alan has to lobby the principal to keep Jake from getting expelled, while Charlie is left to manage the chiropractic office for the day. Alan
304084 Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark October 3, 2005 3.03 Charlie discovers that Alan has began to date Judith again. Charlie
D1d0fa91b54cb99cb19e618d8e6885b6 Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs October 10, 2005 3.04 Berta temporarily moves in and causes conflict between Charlie and Alan.  Charlie
304086 We Called It Mr. Pinky October 17, 2005 3.05 Charlie worries about his issues with his mother and how it could prevent him from having a long-term relationship. Evelyn
S03 ep06 th Hi, Mr. Horned One October 24, 2005 3.06 Charlie dates Isabella even after she has threatened to put a curse on his manhood. Jake
304088 Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop November 7, 2005 3.07 Charlie wakes up with Rose and gets the third degree from her easily angered father. Evelyn shows up and changes everything. Harvey
305266 That Voodoo That I Do Do November 14, 2005 3.08 Charlie bribes Jake into taking ballet lessons so he can vie for the affections of the teacher. Things go awry, however, when Charlie and Jake find themselves competing for those affections. Charlie
305435 Madame and Her Special Friend November 21, 2005 3.09 Charlie must stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist. Meanwhile, Alan is courted by an elderly neighbor. Bobby
301300 Something Salted and Twisted November 28, 2005 3.10 After Alan goes on a dinner with Jake, Charlie and Evelyn, he becomes fed up with seeking approval from women and decides to quit doing so with a little help from Charlie. Charlie
Christmasvillage Santa's Village of the Damned December 19, 2005 3.11 Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection. Charlie
Timthumb That Special Tug January 9, 2006 3.12 Charlie sees Dr. Linda Freeman to talk about Alan's emotional neediness. Charlie
312106 Humiliation is a Visual Medium January 23, 2006 3.13 For the first time, Charlie is in a sexless relationship. Alan
44a1a385de5f6688b391354e253be054 Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded February 6, 2006 3.14 Charlie tries to get Mia to have sex with him when he sets up an elaborate romantic date. Charlie
321353 My Tongue Is Meat February 27, 2006 3.15 Charlie nixes Mia's healthy lifestyle. Charlie
326336 Ergo, The Booty Call March 6, 2006 3.16 Jake's twelfth birthday approaches. Alan is busy with young, hot Kandi. Alan
435d5d23ddeb86562b07f8e72d3e9da6 The Unfortunate Little Schnauser March 13, 2006 3.17 Rose seeks Charlie's help with her relationship problems with Gordon while Charlie is reluctant to go to an awards ceremony because his rival always wins. Charlie
326441 The Spit-Covered Cobbler March 20, 2006 3.18 Alan is having financial problems: Kandi is too "expensive" for him. Charlie
347687 Golly Moses, She's a Muffin April 10, 2006 3.19 Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks. Alan is having a tough time helping Kandi earn a living. Charlie has lost his sense because of the dry-spell he is going through. Berta
354424 Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro April 24, 2006 3.20 Charlie and Judith get involved with Kandi's family romantically. Charlie
Cab3f03d7fb530a3b1d96b3ffb931267 And the Plot Moistens May 1, 2006 3.21 Alan turns to Jake's teacher for stimulating conversation, since Kandi obviously can't provide any. But the teacher starts to get the wrong idea about Alan's intentions. Charlie
X363325.jpg.pagespeed.ic Just Once With Aunt Sophie May 8, 2006 3.22 Jake gets invited to his first boy-girl party. The brothers give him advice and remember their first boy-girl parties. Alan
366205 Arguments for the Quickie May 15, 2006 3.23 Mia returns to town with her dance troupe and wants Charlie's sperm. Charlie
369086 That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite May 22, 2006 3.24 Charlie plans to marry Mia, but an argument cancels it at the last minute. Then Alan marries Kandi with Charlie's wedding ring. Charlie

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