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Round One To The Hot Crazy Chick
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February 9, 2004
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Round One To The Hot Crazy Chick is the 15th episode of season 1, and the 15th episode overall.

Plot 

While taking Alan back home from the dentist’s, Charlie and Alan encounter a sexy woman in the parking lot destroying a Mercedes, telling them that it is her psychiatrist’s car. She introduces herself as Frankie, and asks them for a lift, and later a place to spend the night. Charlie, enthusiastic to sleep with her, offers her his place.

After getting comfortable (taking a bath in the sea, taking showers, having dinner), the brothers try to find out about her. When she doesn’t tell anything, and instead asks about them, she gets to know that Alan is a Chiropractor. She then asks for an adjustment from him, leaving Charlie stunned.

Later that night, Charlie tries to hit on her, and she bluntly tells him that she won’t have sex with her. Alan on the other hand, starts getting friendly with her, making her breakfast. When further prompted to tell about her, she pranks on them by telling them that she is a secret agent. When she leaves them for a bath, the brothers start fighting and competing for her. They end their conflicts when she asks them for a ride to her old home.

After reaching their, she brings back her daughter Joanie, and leaves the brothers surprised.

The plot of this episode continues with the next episode

Cast

Guest Starring

Quotes

(Alan and Charlie find Frankie beating up her psychiatrist's car with a baseball bat)

  • Charlie: You got a nice swing.
  • Frankie: Thanks!
  • Charlie: Try stepping into it. You'll get more power that way.
  • Frankie: You mean like this? [She knocks one of the side mirrors off]
  • Charlie: Oh, yeah! Dial one and the area code, 'cause that is long-distance!

Title quotation from

Charlie, after being told by Frankie she won't have sex with him.

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