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Phase One, Complete
Taahm-1x09
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9
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November 17, 2003
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Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Susan Beavers & Don Foster (teleplay)
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Phase One, Complete is the 9th episode of season 1, and the 9th episode overall.

Plot 

Jake walks in on Charlie whilst he is having a shower with his new girlfriend Wendy. As Wendy prepares to leave, Jake takes an instant liking to her, and they go rollerblading, to the movies with Alan, and later Wendy cooks dinner for everyone. Charlie gets irritated by this, as he thinks that Wendy is using everyone in the family as a tool so that she could be a part of their lives. By the time Wendy gets ready to leave, Charlie wants her with him, they kiss and she ends up staying in the house.

Rose comes to visit Alan while he plays computer scrabble, and they start growing close.

Charlie wakes up the next day, and sees Wendy’s note, describing that she had left. Happiness spreads all over him, but it leaves him immediately when he sees Evelyn and Wendy having coffee together. Jake then leaves with Evelyn and Alan for pancakes, and when Wendy accepts the offer to join, Charlie is left with no choice. Wendy leaves that night, and Jake gets mad when he finds out that Wendy would not be returning ever again.

When Jake arrives next week, he remains mad. Charlie tries to make Jake understand about the situation, but he doesn’t do a very good job. Meanwhile, Rose and Alan start bonding more and more over her visits. Charlie sees it, and he suggests to Alan that Rose is using Alan as a pathway to Charlie.

Sometime next week, Charlie runs across Wendy, and finds out that Wendy has broken up with him, and she was just being polite with everyone at the Harper residence. Jake gets mad after learning that Charlie let his girlfriend dump him but then the two compromise. Realizing his way of error, he says sorry to Rose for what he suggested about her to Alan. After Charlie leaves, Rose reveals to the audience that it was her intention to get close to Charlie, by simply saying "Phase One, Complete". 

Cast

Guest Starring

  • Christopher Jacobs as Dave

Quotes

  • Alan: I am just saying that she is really great (about Wendy).
  • Jake: Me too. When is she coming back?
  • Charlie: Well, let’s see. Today is Sunday, so, never.
  • Jake: Why not?
  • Charlie: Well buddy, she wants something differenin a relationship than your uncle Charlie does.
  • Jake: What she wants?
  • Charlie: Uncle Charlie.
  • Jake: What do you want?
  • Charlie: Uncle Charlie. And we both can’t have me.
  • Jake: I don’t understand.
  • Alan: It’s very simple buddy. Uncle Charlie is nuts.

Title quotation from

Rose, when Charlie says he believes that she and Alan are just friends.

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