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Grandma's Pie
S09E20
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April 9, 2012
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Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson, & Don Reo (teleplay)
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Grandma's Pie is the 20th episode of the 9th season of Two and a Half Men. It aired on April 9, 2012.

Plot

The episode starts with Walden talking with Zoey after she's been in London for three weeks. Walden has some trouble on his hands because Bridget is in on his software company. When Walden breaks it to Zoey she gets mad and leaves but not before Walden convinces her to have dinner all thee of them so that she can see nothing is going on. The dinner doesn't go very well and it was very obvious that Bridget wants Walden back and Bridget implied Zoey loves Walden for his money. To prove that nothing is going on, Walden asks Zoey and Ava move in with him. This causes a problem because someone would have to move out.

However, on Alan's side of things, he has dinner with Lyndsey, Jake, Eldridge, Evelyn, and her lesbian girlfriend, Jean McElroy, and it goes good because Jake and Eldridge don't suspect that their grandmothers are lesbians. While driving home, Alan feels a shiver down his spine when Walden thinks about him moving out since he asks him does Lyndsey have a house.

Cast

Fourth Wall

There was a rare Breaking the Fourth Wall moment when Alan asked whether the audience could vote on whose dinner went worse, Walden's or Alan's.

Title quotation from

Eldridge says "I love grandma's pie" when she reveals she made pie for dessert.

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