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Fish in a Drawer
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May 5, 2008
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Sarah Goldfinger & Evan Dunsky (teleplay)
Carol Mendelsohn & Naren Shankar (story)
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Fish in a Drawer is the 17th episode of Season 5. It aired on May 5, 2008.</p>

Plot

As Evelyn and Teddy's wedding ends, Charlie and Courtney head upstairs to his room but they discover that on Charlie's bed is the dead body of Teddy. However Teddy's pants are around his knee's and there is lipstick on his penis (plus a huge amount of semen around the walls). Charlie tells Alan what has happened, and they discover that their mom doesn't know. When they eventually get their mom to come upstairs to Charlie's bed she tells them she did not have sex with Teddy adding "I already married the man". Evelyn calls the police after calling the travel company and exchanging two tickets to Paris for one to Fiji. When the police arrive they examine the crime scene and take Charlie, Alan, Jake, Evelyn, Courtney and Berta to the police station for questions about Teddy's death. During questioning Charlie hits on the investigator, Alan is too nervous about it and doesn't make any sense, Evelyn mostly complains about the coffee but does let slip the fate of her previous husbands. Meanwhile Berta too becomes attracted to her investigator, Jake is only interested in food but Courtney suspiciously asks for a lawyer. During the investigation Evelyn becomes the prime suspect because of money, despite her alibi proving her innocent. Eventually the crime team discovers that Teddy and Courtney are not who they appear. Their real names are Nathan Krunk (Teddy) and Sylvia Fishman (Courtney) and they are scam artists who travel the country stealing money from people with "more money than brains". It is determined Teddy died of a heart attack while having sex with Courtney who was not his daughter as previously thought. All the Harpers and Berta are released from custody, and Evelyn continues her trip to Fiji.

Cast

Trivia

  • This episode crossed over with the CSI episode "Two and a Half Deaths". The writers of the shows switched, Sarah Goldfinger, Evan Dunsky, Carol Mendelsohn and Naren Shanker the normal writers of CSI wrote this episode while Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn wrote the episode of CSI. As well as George Eads from CSI and Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, and Angus T. Jones appeared in both this episode and the one on CSI.
  • This episode marks the death and the last appearance of Teddy Leopold.
  • This episode marks the last mention of Frank Harper (Charlie and Alan's father).

Title quotation from

Evelyn, explaining her first cooking experience, which ended up killing her first husband (Charlie and Alan's father).

External links

Fish in a Drawer

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